one of a kind test pressing up for grabs!

Connie Lingus’ first 7-Inch single is soon to be released and this here is a sweet ass one-of-a-kind test cut on clear vinyl. All other copies will be cut on black vinyl, so this baby is unique. Not only is it unique for it’s color (or lack thereof), but it’s signed by each and every member of the band, which was no mean feat considering that BoJack (who acutally did a doodle sketch on the back!) disappeared off the face of the Earth years ago and Maribelle Clementine now resides somewhere in sunny California! To make it even sweeter, Lefty scrawled a special message on the record itself! This is truly a unique collectible that any Connie Lingus fan would kill to have, and seeing as how there’s only one in existence, we’re predicting a bloodbath! How much will this beauty set you back, you may ask? Well, for a mere US $50.00, this here see-thru miracle of sound can be all yours! Buy it now before it’s too late!

This here baby contains the following tracks:

Side A:

  1. Where’s The Love?

Side B:

  1. The Ballad Of Connie Lingus

  2. Freewheelin’ Snuggler

  3. Love Venom (And The Trouser Snake)

$50.00 - CHEAP!

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Hey! Check out this test pressing of Connie Lingus’ upcoming 7-inch EP, “Full Custom Off-Road” on transparent yellow, transparent green, and opaque blue splatter vinyl. Until its official release sometime in the coming months, only two copies of this here sparkling, multi-colored jewel exist - and only ONE copy is signed by every member of Connie Lingus! The second - and very much unsigned - copy of this record quickly found a cozy home in Eugene’s sprawling record collection, and has become a favorite spinning good time on his tricked-out turntable in the smoking lounge at Lingus Land Central.

A special feature of this release is that it was “Recorded in LINGUS-O-PHONIC Soni-Sound”! What does that mean, exactly? Hell if we know, but according to the label, “It’s so awesome you can SEE it!” Wow! We here at Lingus Land Central are very much impressed by the sound of that there quotation! The only drawback we can find with this special disc is that BoJack was too lazy to draw a doodle sketch on it like he did for “Where’s The Love?”

We also feel compelled to point out that the official release of this here EP will feature roughly the same colors, but will look distinctly different in order to ensure that this signed test pressing remains unique and therefore mega-special. We’ll add more blue to it, or something. We don’t know. Ain’t figured it out just yet. Don’t worry though, we still got plenty of time to hammer out the details on this here winner!

If’n you’re compelled to own this very special record, kindly contribute the sum of US $50.00 and we will dispatch it to your location posthaste!

This 7-inch EP contains these killer tracks:

Side A:

  1. Sky High Pie

  2. Smell That Crisp Mountain Air

Side B:

  1. Thunderbolt

  2. Driftwood

  3. Shake Yo Booty (Short Edit)

$50.00 - CHEAP!

Signed Test Pressing on splatter vinyl!

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